I'm not going to start like an essay with this. I'm just going to say it right here on the floor. WHAT. THE. F*CK. HAPPENED. TO. ALL. THE. DRAW. ROLEPLAYS?! Is it me, or have text RPs completely taken over the majority of the boards in Iscribble?! I remember a time when there were a good amount of draw and text RPs, probably an equal 6 draws and 6 texts. But now, there are about 13 texts, and only 2-3 draws! WHAT. THE. HELL. HAPPENED?! If it's this Pokemon Text RP that started it, I'm going to go in each Pokemon RP board I find and whoop each and every little pokemon lover I find. And no offense to Text RP lovers, but I hate text RPs. I mean I don't mind them, but when your in a website where the main idea is to DRAW and people don't follow that and use TEXT, it really pisses me off. Another thing, in my opinion, Text RPs are mostly for those poor saps who CAN'T DRAW. Because they can't take the time to make an editable character and roleplay ON THE ACTUAL BOARD. Not to mention even a DECENT LOOKING CHARACTER... Seriously, before you even go to a Text RP, make sure you've gone through some adequate amount of practice drawing and you KNOW, not think, you KNOW that you've definitely improved. Also, some things that I can't stand about 'romantic pokemon text RPs'. IT'S ALWAYS THE EXACT SAME CYCLE. NOTHING. FREAKING. NEW. It goes,

Meeting -> Mating -> (Sometimes add some sexual shit that doesn't even make sense in the pokemon world. OH I'M A DRIFLOON BUT I'M GOING TO FUCK UP THIS NINCADA) -> Parenting -> Conflict -> Catastrophy -> Apocolypse -> Break-up -> Depression -> Emo Depression -> Suicide -> Create a new character

Then it starts all over again. I tell you, it's the EXACT SAME THING. I wouldn't be surprised if Pokemon Text RPs are the leading cause to kid emo suicide. And don't deny it. I was there. I was at those Pokemon Text RPs for a while. Guess what happened! Almost all of the people I hung out had the same discussion. About their little emo life, and how they feel like they should just end it all, because some 'jerk' told him/her to do so, and then comes in the period of sympathy. Well I've got a message for you guys. SUCK IT UP. Ok, one person. If not one, ok, 5 people. If you say 4 thousand then your just being a lying pussy cause you just want sympathy for yourself cause you want to be baby-ed 24/7. If there is actually one person I've met in the time of text RPing that actually has some sense, it would be Hexwolf (a.k.a. Zapper a.k.a. Spy..). So to Meadow, Chance, Cherry, Lolswolf, BlueRaichu, Niki, and all the other people that I've forgotten about,

SUCK
IT
UP
GO
CRY
ABOUT
IT

If you go into one of these boards, and look at the concept of the board, it'll fit into one of these sections. And if you keep going to it (I'm saying IF to all of those who don't want to, it's just implied) it'll go through this entire cycle. From beginning to end. And also, the one thing I can't stand in text RPs, are that there are sometimes no real way to distinguish facial expressions. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS MAN! THE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS. And that is an editorial in the Iscribble Newspaper. Thank you for your time, and please have a nice day.














Except for you emo fags. You never have one anyways.